The Stupid Man In The Dryer
Facilitated By Cindy Schultz
April 3, 2015
One day there was a not so smart man that decided to go inside the dryer. It wasn't just stupidity or even curiosity. It was because he had too much to drink. He was drunk. His mom turned the dryer on not noticing that her grown son was stuck in the dryer. After 45 minutes of drying in the dryer, he not only had puke all over himself but he had an afro on his head. Him mom came to check the laundry when she found her grown son stuck in the dryer. She was so frantic that she fainted. The Dad was so angry because he didn't have any clean clothes. So he went into the laundry room where he found his wife unconscious and his grown son stuck in the dryer with an afro on his head and puke all over his body. Now the dad went from angry to furious. He called 911. When the paramedics showed up, they all started laughing because the dad said that his grown son was a dumb dumb. Once they retrieved him from the dryer, he peed all over himself. He was so embarrassed that he ran far away.
The End
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