Thats a dryer, the fool got inside and can't get out. I think he is a few marbles short, they got knocked out on the spin cycle.
His name is Henry, he is fairly young, about 32. This reminds me about the time I was in a dryer. Three turns around is enough. I wonder if he is on spin dry.
Henry's wife asked him to put the clothes in the dryer and also dry his shoes. He didn't quite know what she meant. I think that he should have taken off his shoes first. They are all sticky now.
Jokingly said, "You know that he is a man, no woman would ever do that!"
I think that his wife has left him there for all the lies he has told, she needs to clean him up. He is not soft enough and needs a few more sheets of Bounce.
Henry has been in the dryer for about 5 minutes at the most, It says not to overload the dryer. Boom, Bomm, Boom. This is a front loading dryer so Henry is looking for someone to pull him out. His eyes are looking desperate but he has a smile on his face. No one is around except a man who looks like he will put a quarter in his machine. Henry is feeling a little dizzy and doesn't know what to do. There is a part of him that's wet, even though he's in the dryer.
The Maytag guy has been called, thank goodness this company is always on call. You know the Maytag guy, they always come in their nice suit. It will be about an hour before he gets there.
The poor guy has been in there long enough, he will be hurting when he gets out, he is a big man. He will need to use one of our walkers to stand up. The wife thinks he has learned his lesson, but she will just spin it up one more round. He should have never stuck his head in the dryer. Thank goodness new dryers have smaller doors.