Man in Dryer
He's having a difficult time getting his shoe on. If two men say they can run the thing, then let 'em do it. There's people there, but there's nothing. Rebecca says he's in there because his jeans went on wet and he went into the dryer to dry them. Margaret said if that's the case he needs to have his head examined because that's not the way to do the laundry. We're gonna call him Cracker Jack because he's dopey. He's really goofy, a clown. Maybe this is a fraternity hazing. But he's all by himself. But there's a photographer! He's gonna get a big fat check and be in the paper. Maybe $200.00 or $300.00!! It says on the program the Out of Towners, they had too much to drink. I'd be worried somebody is going to close the door and turn on the dryer. Becky says; Too bad, how sad, your dead. Mom will call when she's sees his picture in the paper and raise heck. He's smiling, he's gonna get a nice check. Margaret K said he's gonna be aching, but he won't make a bad mistake, he's done it before. But she'd like to see him when he get out.