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Watch Out!
Walt and Kevin:
I know these...ah, women no gals, no old dames...we all know them!
Louise:
Oh, you do not. They're too fancy for you two old goats.
Walt and Kevin:
We ain't goats--who's sayin' we're goats? Baah...baaah. See we're not goats. We're...ah, ah, lambs. Not lambs, sheep. Baah...baah.
Walt:
I wish they was from around here. That's why we would know them...if they was from around here.
Louise:
Ha!
Kevin:
If we know them what are their names? Now, that's a good one--do you know their names? Do you? I'm askin' him.
Louise:
He doesn't know nothin'...he's sleepin'...
Walt:
With my eyes closed I can hear everything so you and your friends better watch out or we'll be goin' and shootin' craps with these women!
Louise (and other women who have joined in):
Ha-ha. Shootin'--what'd you say?
Kevin:
Craps. You know dice...
Louise:
Ha-ha...Ha-ha.
Kevin:
I'll say for him. Susan and Gray. That's those old dames' names...Susan and...ah, Gray.
Louise: (and other women)
Gray? Is she a horse? What kind of name is that for a--
Kevin:
She's a lamb...like us--right, Walt? He's my friend, Walt.
Walt:
I'm sleeping with my eyes closed.
Louise:
Ha...ha...
Kevin:
I'm not dreamin' about no one...how can I be dreamin'...I'm not sleepin'...
Louise:
Ha...ha...
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