His name is Elmer. He SHOULD be in the washing machine, and then the dryer. He can get in both.
There’s a certificate on the wall.
He’s with his buddies and they’ll do it again! Someone got mad and put him in there.
He’s got tennis shoes and white socks on. He’s hot in there. He’s mad because there’s no water in there.
There’s a warning sign right there! He got released from there. He’s a grown man with a bad foot.
It’s a Speed Queen. It’s definitely a dryer. He’s a dryer repairman.
He’ll have a girlfriend once he’s out of the dryer.