Hello. My name is Jane with no friends. I have no friends because nobody likes me. I am trying to listen to music. I like to listen to classical music. I live alone in a chicken coop with other chickens. My best friend is a chicken and his name is Mr. Cluckers, Cluck for short. We are in the year 2000, and I live in New Jersey. No one likes me because I live in New Jersey. One thing I hope for in life is to move out of New Jersey. I hope to make friends one day. I am 10 years old and I do not go to school. I got kicked out of school because I talked constantly in class. I hope to make some new friends by buying them lots of candy and being a good listener. I will also not talk constantly. Mr. Cluckers walked across the road, to get away from Jane who talked too much. I became friends with Mary, who was my sister, whose hat I burnt after she lost the tennis match. Poor Mary.