"Thanks, do you believe this?
"Yup, what are they thinking?
"Maybe they think we're helpless?
"This is a drag"
"Let's see who takes off first when the light changes"
"OK - wanna meet at the park?"
"They don't let me go anywhere on my own"
"Oh, you, too? I thought I was the only presumed helpless canine on this earth"
"Nope, there's one more"