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Stories from Around the World
Going to the Valley
A story by Tom, Catherine. Jean, Nancy, Sheila, Olive, Nina, Jennifer Walker, Mary Steele
Chambers Court April 2023
It's a black and white one; it should be in colour not black and white, I don't know who the photographer is
It's too big for the picture, the butterfly, I've never seen one as large as that.
Auld Wullie is his name, frae doon the road
(it's not often we hear about Auld Wullies! 🤭)
He is going as far away as possible.
He's going to the pub! He's going to drink Sheila's Gin and Tonic!
Does he know what he is drinking? Does it matter?
It looks like a wing. I was going to go around the world one time.
Holland! The pub! Singapore!
🎵"All over the world" 🎵
I loved it. I loved the Food
🎵"All over the world" 🎵
He's come from Dunfermline, where Mary comes from .
That's where he's going, Dunfermline.
Cowdenbeath!!
I've never been to Cornbeef!
Lies!
Good for You!
What happens in Valleyfield, High Valleyfield? Nothin!!
There's nothing wrong with the Valley, not a thing! Born and bred.
Who said? Not me!
Cornbeef/Cowdenbeath, doesn't sound appetising
He could be a miner, his head is brought forward, here we go again!
🎵"There was a wee cooper who live in Fife
Knickerty Knackerty Noo Noo Noo"🎵
He's going home for his dinner before his wife beats him in the street
🎵"Hey wille Wallacky, hey John Dougal, A lane quo Rushety roo roo roo"🎵
Go for it Man!
What did I say? Why are you picking on me? I like the butterfly!
THE END
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