A mother and her son are looking at a camera. The mother says, "Where did you find that? And when did you learn how to use it?" "Dad showed me!" said the son. Then the son says, "Would you like to see some pictures I took?" "Sure!"
The son says, "This sounds like a stradivarius."
"Who has one of those?" the mom asks. "Grandpa!", says the son. "Well practice up, and brush off your tux. We're going to an opera or the symphony!"
Then Betty begins to sing the song "Symphony."
"Save me a front row seat!"
Let's go for dinner afterward!" said Bob.
May 13, 2021