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The Man Who Got in Trouble
January 14, 2020
He is sweating, and he is looking at the newspaper: he is in the south. Just call him Bud. He is 50/50, he's wiping the sweat.
Bud is a farmer... in that outfit? He doesn't look like a farmer, he has a nice hat and clean shirt, he is hot to look at honey! Maybe to some woman.
He doesn't know how to tie a tie...just like Michael Jackson. Yes, he is planting tobacco. He is from New Jersey on the side where the statue of liberty is, he is an Italian immigrant. Probably Anthony but his name is Tony.
Looks like he got married in NJ. Columbo is his wife, Maria...don't ask, don't tell. She probably stays home and keeps the house clean, keeps his clothes nice and clean. Maybe he is divorced, no kids, that's not bad.
He is selling tomatoes, he's picking strawberries to put in his cereal. Maybe 1 or 2 a day when he gets hungry. It's late afternoon, he is looking for his wife, maybe his second wife...that's you.
He is going to Rutgers University to get a young girl. He's has to steal money in the bank! He is not going to get caught.
He really needs to take his medication to take his car. His wife is driving him because his license is canceled. It's a rent-a-car, he is trying to relax. He hasn't heard anything lately.
How old is he? He is like 30. Maybe he drinks moonshine, maybe he will pass out! He looks relaxed to go home, just wiping the sweat off. I'm sure he will sleep well.
We don't know his wife, without a doubt, oh I am sure. He is going to get himself in so much trouble it won't be funny.
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